THE KISS
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There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer 
sitting together in a carriage in a train going through
Provence.  Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and it 
was an old style train so there were no lights in the carriages 
and it went completely dark.
		 
Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a very loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer
and the Englishman were sitting like nothing had happened and 
the Frenchman was holding his hand against his face like he had 
been slapped there.
		 
The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English guy probably kissed 
Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
		 
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French guy must probably 
tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and was
slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great!
The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll do another
kissing noise and hit that French c**t again!