LITTLE JONNY
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 This little boy Jonny hid in his parents bedroom closet as he wanted to see 
 what happens in their room when the doors were locked.

 As he looked through the slats of the closet door he saw his mother and her
 boyfriend going at it in various sex positions.  Suddenly the boys father 
 comes home.  The wife quickly pushes her boyfriend into the closet - the 
 same closet that Jonny is in.

 After several minutes Jonny says to the man, "Wow, it's dark in here."
 Shocked, the man just nods his head in agreement.  
 
 After a few more minutes the boy Jonny says "Wanna buy my baseball glove?"  
 The man asks "How much?"  In reply the boy says $50.  The man agrees.  Several 
 more minutes pass, then Jonny asks the man if he'd like to buy his baseball 
 bat for $50 as well. The man reluctantly agrees.

 After the father leaves, the woman takes her boyfriend out of the closet,
 and she is too upset to continue sex so she sends him away.

 The next morning at the breakfast table the little boy Jonny pulls out a 
 roll of money from his pocket and begins counting it.  The mother asks 
 him "Where did that money come from?, and her son replied "Can't say."  

 The mother asks again and the boy refuses to tell, so she tells her son to 
 get in the car. She takes the boy to the church and tells him to go into the 
 confessional booth and tell the priest where the money was from.  

 When the priest slid the open the small window in the booth the boy Jonny 
 said, "Wow it's dark in here." After which the priest replied,
 "Don't start that d***n game again!"