COWS ECONOMY IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce 
SAME the milk AS four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. 

A FRENCH CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. 

A JAPANESE CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are a 10th size smaller as
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever 
cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. 

A GERMAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat 
once a month, and milk themselves. 

A BRITISH CORPORATION :
You have two cows. Both are mad. 

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. 

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count 
them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you 
have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. 

A SWISS CORPORATION :
You have 5000 cows, none of them belong to you. You charge others rent for 
storing them. 

A CHINESE CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full 
employment, high milk productivity, and then arrest the newsman who 
reported the numbers. 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION :
You have two cows. You worship them.