THE WORLD'S BEST/WORST PICKUP LINES
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 6.  Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll, 
     tell everyone we did anyway.

 7.  The word of the day is "legs."  Let's go back
     to my place and spread the word.

 9.  That outfit would look great in a crumpled
     heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

 14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause
     you've got a nice set of buns. 

 16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

 17. If I told you you had a beautiful body,
     would you hold it against me?

 24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see
     what pops up?

 18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to
     kiss me?

 30. Do you sleep on your stomach?  [No].  Can I?

 31. How about a fuck and a pizza?  (*SLAP*)  
     What?!? You don't like pizza?

 21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

 26. I miss my teddy bear.  Would you sleep with me?

 1.  I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

 3.  Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did
     he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your
     eyes? 

 4.  You're so HOT you melt the plastic in my underwear.

 5.  Would you be my love buffet?  So I can lay
     you out on the table and take what I want?

 8.  Do your legs hurt from running through my
     dreams all night?

 10. My name's [name].  That's so you know
     what to scream in bed tonight.

 12. Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck? 

 13. Can I flirt with you?

 11. My name's [name], but you can call me
     "lover."

 15. [Look at his/her shirt label.  When they
     say, "What are you doing?":]
     Checking to see if you were made in heaven.

 19. I like every bone in your body, especially
     mine.

 20. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat
     taken?

 23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U"
     and "I" together.

 25. Do you know what'd look good on you?  Me.

 27. So...  How am I doin'?

 28. (Lick your finger, then touch you and your "friend's" shoulder)
     How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these 
     wet clothes?

 29. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

 2.  Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want
     to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams.