1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.
(You may consider this step to be optional).
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will
generate a good deal of cleaning and washing motions.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
Note: Hold securely to leash attached to cat in toilet.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door, and slam it shut - securely shut,
because kitty will erupt from the toilet as if jet propelled.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.
8. Bask in self-congratulatory haze.
