E.U countries on a Deserted Island - an overview
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There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of the ocean 
where two men and one woman from each European country are stranded.  
Three months later....


One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

The 2 Frenchmen and the Frenchwoman are living happily together 
in a "menage a trois" (threesome).

The English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to 
the English woman.

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they 
alternate with the German woman. 

The Belgian men have realised that the Belgian woman is, in fact, 
a seven year old boy and are rather ashamed of the whole thing.

The Luxembourg men are fully prepared, in general, to share 
the woman. However, they are still debating how to ensure aqual 
shares, how to reduce supervision costs and how to guarantee the 
woman equal rights.

The Danish trio is trying to find people to join them in an orgy; 
they gladly accepted the participation of the Bulgarian woman and 
are still vainly persuading the Portuguese woman.

The Spanish men heroically began protecting the virginity of the 
Spanish woman and are constantly and suspiciously spying on 
each other. Meanwhile, she dances flamenco.

The Austrian men initiated a yodelling contest for the woman; 
the loser immediately started learning flamenco, as well as 
Portuguese, Bulgarian and Danish.

The Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman 
is cleaning and cooking for them.

The Swedish woman never stops moaning about female exploitation 
and feminism, while the men are sunbathing and waiting for her 
to tell them what to do.

The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one 
look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming. They were soon 
overtaken by the Portuguese men.

The 2 Dutchmen can't get it hard for making out, because they 
do nothing but smoke the local plants.

The Irishmen began by designing a distillery to make substantial 
quantities of drink. They don't recall if sex is in the picture, 
because all was rather hazy after the first few litres of 
coconut whiskey. But they're happy that, at least, the English 
aren't getting any!