women on Vacation
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A group of women go on vacation and
they see a five-floor hotel with a sign
on the door that is written, "For Women Only".

As they are there without their boyfriends,
they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very handsome guy, explains
to them how the hotel works, "We have 5
floors. Go up floor after floor and when you
find what you are looking for, you can stay there.

It's easy to decide, because each floor will have
signs telling you what's inside the room. The only
rule is: When you have left a floor, you can't
return to it."

The women talk about it and decide to continue.

They start going up, and on the first floor
the sign is written "All the men in here are
terrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind".

The women laugh and without hesitation
walk up to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor is written, "All the
men in here are wonderful lovers, but they 
generally treat women badly".

That wasn't particularly good, so again they go 
to the stairs.

The women move up to the Third floor where
the sign was written, "All the men in here are
great lovers and sensitive for the needs of women."

That was good but there were still two more floors...

So on the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.

"All the men in here have perfect bodies; are
sensitive and attentive to women; are
perfect lovers; also they are single, rich
and not gay".

The women seemed pleased but they decide
that they would prefer to see what the
fifth floor has inside, instead of staying on
the fourth floor.

When they arrive at the Fifth floor, there is
only a sign that is written: "There are no men
here. This floor was built only to prove
that there is simply no way to please a woman.