WILLIAM MORRIS WEEKLY DIARY 31/10/05

The finest innovation and realism on the part of some of the more
enthusiastic co-workers lead to some problems identifying students
at bedtime. Mistakes have been made..

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The local-education-authority's new scheme to tackle budget cuts in the catering sector
resulted in some rather unusual new developements.

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Vader had the suspicious feeling that the gnome and the old
shepherd trailing him were not just figments of his imagination. 

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After the third rousing rendition of the ghostbusters theme-tune, Joel seriously
began to consider the merits of legalising hanging..
(Alternatively a few rounds on the electric chair might work wonders for
those DJ's who needed rapidly bringing round).

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Darth's new wife seemed to have some difficulties settling into 
the Vader family life..

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The 'new-look' Morris house style met with some minor difficulties passing some of
the more stringent of government regulations... Bill's first reaction caused
concerned co-workers, fearing a coronary, to call an ambulance. He was rapidly
conveyed to Gloucester General, muttering feverishly about Fire Regulation Act 413b. 

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Auditions for the new Hollywood cast were not universally
successful, Morris co-workers were found to be simply too realistic.

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New-age Klu-klux clan members began to feel that something just wasn't as weighty
as in ancient times..

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The 'Assassins club' felt justly disgruntled to discover what should have been
the cult meeting-hideout was in fact now the 'Kids-r-us' annual pantomime location.

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Another co-worker fell to "Evil-eye-Ed's" supernatural hypnotic powers.

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The face-off between:
Robert 'meatcleaver' Adon  & Chris 'the Undertaker' Evans
could only end in blood-shed. It was gonna be rough, and it was gonna be bloody...

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Further to the need to obey the endless LEA regulations
Golem was posted at the fire exits to ensure maximum chaos in
the event of a fire.

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The realness of certain of the hellish creatures was
of concern to many.

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The (grisly) End.

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