WILLIAM MORRIS WEEKLY DIARY 31/10/05

The finest innovation and realism on the part of some of the more enthusiastic co-workers lead to some problems identifying students at bedtime. Mistakes have been made..
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The local-education-authority's new scheme to tackle budget cuts in the catering sector resulted in some rather unusual new developements.

Vader had the suspicious feeling that the gnome and the old shepherd trailing him were not just figments of his imagination.

After the third rousing rendition of the ghostbusters theme-tune, Joel seriously began to consider the merits of legalising hanging.. (Alternatively a few rounds on the electric chair might work wonders for those DJ's who needed rapidly bringing round).

Darth's new wife seemed to have some difficulties settling into the Vader family life..

The 'new-look' Morris house style met with some minor difficulties passing some of the more stringent of government regulations... Bill's first reaction caused concerned co-workers, fearing a coronary, to call an ambulance. He was rapidly conveyed to Gloucester General, muttering feverishly about Fire Regulation Act 413b.

Auditions for the new Hollywood cast were not universally successful, Morris co-workers were found to be simply too realistic.

New-age Klu-klux clan members began to feel that something just wasn't as weighty as in ancient times..

The 'Assassins club' felt justly disgruntled to discover what should have been the cult meeting-hideout was in fact now the 'Kids-r-us' annual pantomime location.

Another co-worker fell to "Evil-eye-Ed's" supernatural hypnotic powers.

The face-off between: Robert 'meatcleaver' Adon & Chris 'the Undertaker' Evans could only end in blood-shed. It was gonna be rough, and it was gonna be bloody...

Further to the need to obey the endless LEA regulations Golem was posted at the fire exits to ensure maximum chaos in the event of a fire.
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The realness of certain of the hellish creatures was of concern to many.

The (grisly) End.